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10 Signs That You Are Getting Older

The REAL Facts of LifeIt’s Monday morning and ‘Emotion Day’ according to the ‘Quality of Time’ system I wrote about on Friday.

So how do you feel this morning? Not like this, I hope – but if you recognize any of these 10 signs in yourself, you are getting older :

1. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you’re not eating cereal.

2. Everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt – doesn’t work.

3. It takes two attempts to get up from the couch.

4. Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

5. You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.

6. You give up all your bad habits and still don’t feel good.

7. You have more patience, but you just don’t care anymore.

8. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

9. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

10. Getting “lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot.

Any score?

Monday, 7 August 2006 - Posted by | 1. COMPASS eNewsletter, 3. Humour

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