What’s the difference between Heaven and Hell?
Here is a little fun to brighten your Monday again :
What’s the difference between Heaven and Hell?
IN HEAVEN :
- The police are British
- The chefs are French
- The mechanics are German
- The lovers are Italian
- and it’s all organized by the Swiss!
IN HELL :
- The chefs are British
- The mechanics are French
- The police are German
- The lovers are Swiss
- and it’s all organized by the Italians!
Until next time, all the best from : Berend
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I would like to see same analysis for North and South America countries.
I’d love to do that, Ramiro -
But I know Europe much better than the Americas, so give me a few pointers to the different nationalities there and I’ll see what I can come up with.
Berend